Football boys

Okay so basically I was raised at football games, I've been to my fair share of games! I have a basic understanding of the game, ya know offence, defence, touchdown, I mean i get it. A few weeks ago these guys were explaining all these different plays to me and I was so lost! They were so complex! Ya I bet your wondering where I'm going with this, why can't these cute football players apply the complexities of football to the complexities of life?! I mean really cmon now.