If I were...

If I were a month, I’d be September.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 6 pm.

If I were a season, I'd be summer.
If I were a planet, I’d be Venus.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a dolphin.
If I were a direction, I’d be South.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a big comfy bed.
If I were a liquid, I’d be black cherry koolaid.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be an Emerald.
If I were a tree, I’d be an apple tree.
If I were a flower, I’d be a lilly.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be rain.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a piano.
If I were a color, I’d be red.

If I were a piece of jewelry, I'd be earrings.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a mango.
If I were a sound, I’d be a the sound your mouth makes when you smile.
If I were an element, I’d be oxygen.
If I were a food, I’d be a grilled chicken sandwich.
If I were a place, I’d be a country sunset.
If I were a material, I’d be that fuzzy soft material.
If I were a taste, I’d taste simply sweet.
If I were a scent, I’d be fresh cookies.
If I were an object, I’d be a cookie jar.
If I were a body part, I’d be the funny bone.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be the smile you can't get off after walking past someone special and even after you can't see them you are still smiling.
If I were a song, I’d be "Vienna" by Billy Joel
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be comfortable.